Bone Robot Games

My New Years resolution going into 2025 was to upload at least 1 drum track a week for the entire year. I didn’t actually get started until February, and I had a child on June 24, and in spite of that, I still managed to make 44 drum tracks this year.  During this year, I also wrote 2 written reviews for this website, as well as reuploaded 6 articles from my previous website. I started a new segment where instead of my typical reviews based on deep game analysis and dissection, I do a scathing takedown of some bullshit-or-other in the gaming scene, and I added 3 articles in that style to the site.  Since I was so active on YouTube from uploading my drum tracks, I decided to make the home of the gaming podcast there, and thusly added 5 brand new episodes of the Bone Robot Games podcast to my YouTube, in addition to reuploading 2 episodes from the podcast website to YouTube.  These are all my different creative pursuits.  I also read the last 7 books in The Wheel of Ti...

I am em effing sick and dang tired of this "phrase-of-the-day" culture in gaming. I haven’t seen an original thought online in over a decade. People have no personalities and must latch on to "memes" (which, don’t get me started, don’t actually exist, and are popular image macros or comedy videos) and use them without even knowing the meaning.   I was getting some Silksong content recommended to me after I did a review of it on YouTube. One of the comments on a video was "Primal aspid go brr" - this makes so little sense you would think it was evidence for a conspiracy theory. The original format of this phrase was from someone talking about stabilizing the economy during Covid, with a retort of "haha money printer go brr." It was a dumb person not caring about advanced techniques and simply using a simple method that they are amused by.  People say "thing go brr" now, because their brains are incapable of creating something and they mu...

Discord made me look at their now laborious, copycat, "end-of-year" wrap up as soon as I opened the app today and I was a cunthair away from throwing my phone through my neighbor's frontal lobe.  Discord does not need to track how many hours I've logged in voice chats and how many different video games I've played this year and then report back to me. It is a messaging service. Send my fucking messages and then be quiet. This is energy they could be spending on removing the pedophile servers but when a company is only motivated by money they won't let a little thing like child predation top their list of priorities.  It makes no logical sense to me how our available technology has advanced so much and yet companies squander it by being greedy, moronic dickheads. Some things do not need to be innovated or improved upon. People already had the formula for instant messaging right 20 years ago. With AOL Instant Messenger I would add my friends and then send them m...

  Bone Robot as Diablo 2 cover Sometimes you know in your heart of hearts that a game will be utter shit but you have to give it a try anyway just to see if you still got the knack for shit detection. Like when you know for a fact you just took a no-wipe dump but you have to wipe once to verify. After all the bullshit they pulled with Diablo 3 I had almost no hope for Blizzard. BUT Diablo 2 is one of my favorite games ever, so there was a little dingleberry of hope that I let seep into my mind like a damn fool. When Diablo 4 was first released some friends convinced me to give it a try, and I quit on them after 90 minutes and refunded that garbage quick, fast, and in a damn hurry.  Diablo 2 Resurrected is good for two simple reasons: it's just Diablo 2 from 2000, and it's playable on Xbox. That's the only real reason I like a remaster. They changed nearly nothing and now I can play it on console. But it's still not really needed because the original still works and is p...

  This game felt like an expansion pack, and not in a great way.  The new features they added were an improvement on paper, but are actually tacked on and unnecessary.  In the effort to create a new feel with a sequel, they left a lot of the old Ori on the table.  I also had a ton of frame rate issues.  Sometimes it would only drop for a few seconds.  Once, it glitched out so bad, I had to quit out and restart the game.  At least that time it was by choice.  Three times while I was in Baur’s Reach the game froze entirely, and eventually crashed to the main menu.  Luckily their save system didn’t cost me much, but it is not what I expected from the developers.   I liked the story, although I will say it is basically the story of Blind Forest.  You have your light that needs saving, your giant, flying, big bad boss, and your cute, lovable characters.  Naru and Gumo got gutted into non-characters, and the ones they replaced them w...

I'm making this an entry into the Revisited Series, with a caveat:  I never played Resident Evil upon it's initial release. It's my first experience with the original game, albeit the GameCube remake version -  being played via Xbox Series S.   My first Resident Evil game was Resident Evil 5, and my most recent one being Resident Evil: Biohazard.  (*Addendum - After playing this Resident Evil 1 remake in 2021, I have since played the Resident Evil 2 and 3 remakes as well)   Resident Evil 5 was an action packed romp with little substance overall  that ended in a volcano. Biohazard is more in touch with the original,  but couldn't resist adding long, tedious action sequences.  The Resident  Evil remaster maintains its allure almost 20 years later. My  initial impression with this game was pure joy, and it stuck with me throughout. It's got a sort-of campy, B-Movie feel to it, but it pulls it off extraordinarily. It takes its...